Banggais without trying (for Chad)

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Banggais without trying (for Chad) - Friday, May 6, 2011 9:33 PM
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Hey! I'm psyched! The little Banggai popped out again after being MIA for a few weeks. This time, he's finally big enough to share a meal with the folks.



Given that this is graduation weekend and lots of CU students are out sharing uncomfortable meals with _their_ parents, I thought the dinner conversation might have gone something like this:

Banggai son: "Mom, Dad, since we're all here, there's something I've been meaning to talk about. I've made a breakthrough in my therapy...."

Dad: "Mmmphhh...."

Son: "Dad, you know I can't understand you when your mouth is full." [Ed. note: With a new mouthful of eggs! ]

Mom: "What was your breakthrough, son?"

Son: "Well, it's all still a little hazy, but I have this one memory from my childhood. It was of you guys. Trying to EAT me."

Mom: "Son, don't think of it so negatively. Look at it this way: It means you were much, much quicker than your siblings."

Son: "I had siblings?!?! Mom, I can't believe this...."
--Andy, the bucket man.
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Re:Banggais without trying (for Chad) - Friday, May 6, 2011 10:05 PM
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That's too funny! And pretty cool as well. Congrats!
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